Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

January 25, 2022

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Get medieval on your ass when you reach for a soft paper square or two from this cool new Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder that's truly fit for a king sitting on their home throne. Hand-cast from real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin and then hand-painted with in realistic detail, this wall-mounted medieval knight is the perfect armored guardian to protect and dispense the royal toilet paper in any realm, kingdom, castle, or home. Hmm, now where is the joust shaped toilet plunger?

It also pairs nicely with the Herbeau Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne and the Crusader's Great Helm Trash Bin.

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