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Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

Tiny Garden Battle Gnome

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The cool new Tiny Garden Battle Gnome may only stand a miniscule 4" tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments flee in terror or, ahem, take vacations around the world. This all happens at night of course when the humans aren't around, but during the daytime this tiny, yet fearsome warrior stands completely still, planning his ambush from under the bushes, in the houseplants, or somewhere funny at the office.

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