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Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue

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Want to scare off neighbors and other pests from your home or garden? Want to have a lot of evil, mischievous fun as well? This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close. It's crafted from high quality designer resin and realistically hand-painted to ensure every smooth scale, fang, and marking is extra terrifying. You could place this scary serpent in the garden to protect from hungry pests, next to your front door to ward off pesky unwanted humans, or just place it behind the curtains in the shower for a truly terrifying prank that will most likely not end well. Sssssss...

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