Jukeboxes, player pianos, one man bands, and actual bands are nowhere near as fun as this cool new Self-Contained Autonomous Mechanical Band. Inside this oak cabinet are 17 actual musical instruments ranging from guitars, drums, and banjos to woodblocks, tambourines, and cowbells that are all computer-controlled and played using precisely calibrated pneumatics. Just choose one of 13,000 MIDI, MP3, and karaoke songs from the touchscreen and sit back in total awe as it gets played for you live by this luxurious contraption. The only downside, it's $54,000. Still cool though.
Self-Contained Autonomous Mechanical Band