Hail a cab. Point things out. Wear at football games instead of the foam finger. Complete your octopus costume. Gesture to drivers who cut you off. Ruin family... More
Little German leather pants for your wine bottles!
Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.
This handmade, 3D-printed dog collar tag looks just like the one worn by the mystery loving cartoon dog, Scooby-Doo.
Your furry little feline friend will most likely want to end you when you place this Inflatable Wizard Hat on their head, but it's so worth it for the photo op.
During the freezing cold winter months, fashionably dress your cat for the weather with one of these cool new Fleece Cat Scarves.
If you live with one cool cat and wish they could be even cooler, then they gotta wear shades like these cool new scaled down sunglasses for cats.
Once this magnificent lion mane is slipped onto your dog's head, you may or may not hear uproarious hissing laughter from the house cat.
Everyone who has ever watched television knows about those black bars they add across people's eyes when they wish to remain completely anonymous. Well now you... More
This is no ordinary bandit-style bandana for your dog, because this one protects against mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, ants, flies, chiggers, and midges using an... More
This simple mask hides your face behind a one-way mirrored chrome surface, allowing you to see out, but others only to see their own reflections.
Over 100 pages of full-color whip-snapping never-before-seen photographs, articles, interviews, behind-the-scenes info and more! Just like the old days of cool... More
If your cat takes their pampered laziness beyond normal cat levels, then you might as well provide them a cute and comfy bathrobe to lounge around all day in... More
Transforms a lazy house cat into a galloping saddled horse with a little cowboy mouse riding it.
No matter whether your pet is a Democrat or Republican, Liberal or Conservative, dog or cat, animal or fur baby... watching them wear a Trump combover wig is... More
A large, hands-free umbrella that you wear on your head to protect your head, neck, and shoulders from the sun and rain.
Pumpkins take on a whole different personality when you attach these cool new Witch Legs. Perfect for instantly transforming carved up pumpkins or just the ones... More
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
Sure the scary bones of the skeleton hand make for spooky kitchen decor, but they also serve as a grisly reminder what searing heat can do to your flesh!
Not only will you forever be able to see any repairs you've made once darkness falls, you could even use it for costumes, nighttime biking and jogging safety,... More
Perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra... More
