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Are you at a healthy, normal weight, but wish you could fit in with the rest of the country? Put down the fast food, junk food, and handfuls of bacon and gain a hundred pounds extra instantly with this cool new Super Size Mask from California Costumes. Just slip on this highly realistic vinyl mask over the bottom half of your face and everyone you know will be doing double-takes at your now massive jowls. This instant fat man face mask is perfect for ruining photos you're forced to stand in, fooling the paparazzi, tricking facial recognition security cameras, making a Halloween costume seem extra plump, endless pranks, faking before and after photos, hiding in plain sight, bank heists, selfies, and so much more.

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No matter whether you need a monstrous Halloween costume, need to pull off a terrifying prank, want to go viral on a YouTube video, or just feel the weird need to cosplay as a dinosaur, then look no further than this cool new Massive Inflatable Triceratops Dinosaur Costume.
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While a baby moving around inside a pregnant mother's belly may be quite magical, I imagine the delighted Ooos and Ahhs will turn to screams of sheer terror when this cool new Evil Demon Baby Halloween Prop appears to be bursting forth.
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