Black Bars - Censor Bar Glasses
Everyone who has ever watched television knows about those black bars they add across people's eyes when they wish to remain "completely" anonymous. Well now you can be anonymous all the time with a pair of Black Bars - Censor Bar Glasses. Simply put them on and viola, no one will ever recognize you when you show up in "risque" videos from Mardi Gras, on security cameras during robberies - no need for ski masks and bandanas anymore - Smile!, or simply because you want to walk around like an idiot ala those 1950's 3D glasses wearing punks. So yeah, they're really stupid and really cool at the same time, but you just know a perfect opportunity will arise and you'll be wishing you had them.