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This Is My Halloween Costume Face Mask

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Despite everyone wearing masks on Halloween, those types of masks aren't very effective during a raging pandemic (the 2020 version for anyone reading this in the future who survived). Well, this cool new This Is My Halloween Costume Face Mask from Spirit Halloween won't do much either to protect you from all the spooky viruses floating around, but it will at least save those of us who were too lazy to get a real costume in the first place. This fun (are we even allowed to have fun anymore?) ear loop face mask states "This is my Halloween Costume" on the front, which not only makes it the perfect impromptu Halloween costume in a pinch, it's also a valid face covering when you're out buying candy at the last minute that you forgot to get too. A nice way to keep it simple this Halloween, which hopefully is not our last. 🤷‍♂️🎃😷

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