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Box Of Wine Halloween Costume

Box Of Wine Halloween Costume

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If you love wine and like to keep your Halloween costumes simple, then slip into this cool new Box Of Wine Halloween Costume. While it may appear that a gigantic box of sauvignon blanc wine with two arms, two legs, and a head poking out of it just walked into the Halloween party, have no fear beer drinkers, it's only a clever costume. It even has a nozzle on the front... Hmm, I wonder how hard it would be to rig it up with a real wine bag inside to dispense to fellow partygoers?

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