Inflatable Tentacle Arm
Hmm. Compared to your real hands, these cool new Inflatable Tentacle Arms certainly aren't as useful or even human, but they're definitely more interesting. They would make hailing a cab a bit easier, are great for pointing things out to others, look cool in the pool, make a great addition to Halloween Octopus costumes, are a funnier way to "gesture" to another driver who cuts you off, make Facebook profile pics more disturbing, are funnier than the giant foam finger at football games, help you reach an itch you can't scratch, help to ruin annoying family photos, look great on the dance floor, may start a fashion trend... the possibilities for wearing inflatable octopus tentacles are endless. They're not something you need, just something you want and you don't even know why.