99% accurate, single-use, breath alcohol testers that don't require batteries, maintenance, recalibration or training.
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
Whether you're slicing and dicing in the kitchen or a kill room, protect your clothing from splatter using this cool new charismatic serial killer approved Dexter... More
It's much easier to protect your table from condensation rings and spills with these than having to hang up sheets of plastic everywhere!
Great for a nice game of catch, a Halloween costume accessory or just scaring the life out of someone when you toss it their way unexpectedly.
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... More
To some it may look like an overflowing spill and to others it may look like a huge pool of dripping blood, but this clever chopping board's drip is actually... More
These bug-blocking pants are made from fine 1.2-mm netting that may seem lightweight and breathable to us, but acts like an impenetrable force field/suit of... More
This hideously fanged, antique-finished cast aluminum drink dispenser is the perfect way to satiate any monstrous thirst throughout the season of the witch and... More
This creepy, wall-mountable bottle opener replicates the bloody fangs of a thirsty vampire, possibly Dracula, out of heavy-duty cast iron. Just insert a bottle,... More
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Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... More
Cryogenically freezing your body after death probably won't bring you back in the future and it's obviously super expensive, but you can store and preserve your... More
Don this somewhat stylish wearable netting and watch as the endless legions of the world's most deadly animal to humans just safely bounces right off you without... More
When you activate this harmless odor-free, chemical-free, DEET-free bracelet, it emits a low frequency that repels mosquitoes away from a personal 6 foot radius... More
This Halloween, strike a match to the wick of this cool new Blood Scented Candle and enjoy the disturbing scent of acrid, sweet metallic blood wafting through... More
This terrifying bust inspired by the classic vampire Count Orlok from the 1922 film Nosferatu is most definitely more interesting than some boring old bust of... More
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
These lightweight bat wings inflate in seconds from a built-in battery-powered fan and have a massive wingspan over 5.5 feet wide.
