Mosquito Net Pants
Mosquitoes and every other buzzing, biting, and stinging flying insect squadron of pests may have completely outnumbered us and driven us into our homes, but they haven't won the battle. Forget the smelly, toxic chemical bug sprays when you step outside into the battleground and just slip on these cool new Mosquito Net Pants instead. These bug-blocking pants are made from fine 1.2-mm netting that may seem lightweight and breathable to us, but acts like an impenetrable force field/suit of armor to the psychotic blood-sucking, disease-spreading mosquitoes. Hmm, I wish they would make bug light netting pants now, because that electrical zap is beyond satisfying on a warm Summer evening.