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Dexter Splatter Apron

Dexter Splatter Apron
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Dexter Splatter Apron

Whether you're slicing and dicing in the kitchen or a kill room, protect your clothing from splatter using this cool new charismatic serial killer approved Dexter Splatter Apron. Yep, Showtime continues to find all new fun ways to milk the merchandising opportunities from their hit show Dexter and this item is actually quite handy and stylish in a morbid sort of way. This black apron is made from splatter-proof vinyl, just disregard the decorative blood, an adjustable neck strap for optimal protection and the Dexter logo so nobody thinks you're completely disturbed. If you want to be extra neat, cover your entire kitchen in plastic before you start brutally hacking, puncturing and hmm, stirring.
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Features

  • Dexter logo apron for the serial killer fan/chef
  • The perfect gift for fans of Showtime's show Dexter
  • Will keep marinara splatter off your clothes
  • Adjustable neck strap for optimal protection
  • Made of black vinyl, one size fits most

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