Towel-Matic - Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser

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Towel-Matic - Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser
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It's maddening to reach for a paper towel one-handed, try to tear off a single sheet and then watch as the whole roll unravels. Apparently, I don't have the precision skills necessary to properly yank off a paper towel, so I found a better high-tech solution, the Towel-Matic - Automatic Sensor Paper Towel Dispenser ($56).

The Towel-Matic looks just like an ordinary paper towel holder, except this one is super smart. Simply wave your hand in front of the infared sensor and it will automatically dispense either one sheet, two sheets or the new half sheets based on your preference. Once you signal for a sheet, it advances the paper towel roll forward, optically scans for perforations in the paper and when it finds the edge of the sheet, it locks down the roll and you tear it away without unravelling twenty sheets with it. Not only does this keep my stress down a bit, it also saves paper and prevents cross-contamination of the unused sheets. Next up, I want them to invent a paper towel holder that is no-handed and just cleans up after me automatically. - Comments: 18( 18)

Amazon.com ($56)

COMMENTS (18)

by Guest on June 23, 2007 12:21 am
It's totally something you don't need, yet such a cool idea at the same time too.
by Janine Lee Nonne on July 2, 2007 7:26 am
I don't understand the sense of this strange machine?
You still need your hands. So what is it for
by Fat jared on July 2, 2007 8:06 am
It prevents the paper towel roll from unravelling when you pull a sheet. It's a over-the-top high-tech solution for a very simple problem, but still kind of cool for some reason!\.
by Guest on July 2, 2007 9:19 am
so'n Schiet!
by Guest on July 2, 2007 10:43 am
Dinge die, die Welt nicht braucht.
by lox on July 2, 2007 1:59 pm
Hmmm, switching from full page size shit to half shit indeed is a useful feature. Gonna recommend this to my local newspaper here.

--lox
by Guest on July 2, 2007 2:28 pm
It's only a waste of energy!! in times we have to save energy!
by Guest on July 2, 2007 2:38 pm
It saves paper towels though! It takes energy to cut down those trees and if we waste less towels, we are doing a bigger part...right? lol
by Guest on July 2, 2007 4:15 pm
if you could switch to double-size shit you could use it at the toilet - perfect for the double-sized shit there!
by Sheet on July 2, 2007 6:22 pm
The machine should be very convenient when your hands are full of cum. So you don\'t mess around.

But in all other cases:
It\'s such a shit this sheet machine!!!
by Chris on July 2, 2007 6:25 pm
Great!!

Ist eine tolle Sache, wenn man angewichste Hände hat.
So macht man keine Sauerei.

Thanks a lot!!
by Guest on July 2, 2007 6:37 pm
That\'s about double size shit:

by Guest on July 2, 2007 6:38 pm
...haustechnikdialog.de/forum.asp?thema=19886
by luke on July 20, 2007 12:55 pm
hi im a 10 yere old boy fith no frends plz will u b my frend plz repliy
by Guest on September 25, 2007 3:48 pm
Awesome product. Simple, cheap, functional, and easily deployable. Highly recommended.
by iTouchless on November 6, 2007 5:41 am
It scans and identifies the perforations on the paper towels so that you get a perfect tear everytime. The towel-lock roller locks the towel in place so it will never unravel. You never touch the unused paper towels. It it on sale now with free AC adaptor.
by Cool idea, tough reality on February 7, 2008 2:22 pm
\"It scans and identifies the perforations on the paper towels so that you get a perfect tear everytime.\"???

This is such a total lie. My unit dispenses as much as it likes and always goes beyond the sheet edge for almost 2 inches, and adds another 2 inches of overdispense for each additional sheet. It doesn\'t work at all!
by Guest on February 20, 2008 8:53 am
if you could switch to double-size shit you could use it at the toilet - perfect for the double-sized shit there!