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Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer

Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer

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"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"- Dr. Lazarus (Galaxy Quest)

If you're worthy enough to lift this cool new Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer, you'll be able to beat meat in the kitchen with the power of a superhero god. This mighty, double-sided stainless steel meat tenderizer is styled like Thor's Mjolnir hammer, except it's just a bit smaller for worthy humans to wield and has spiky pyramid style teeth for punishing meat on one side and a plain side for flattening it. This superheroish stainless steel meat mallet is perfect for for tenderizing steaks, chickens, poultry, pork, Thanos, and more, is cool enough for most geeks, nerds, dorks, and foodies to display out in the open when not in use, and is a an officially licensed Marvel collectible. Hmm, now where's a matching Stormbreaker Battle Axe vegetable chopper?

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