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These fun handmade pillows will have people doing double takes, especially during pillow fights, with stunning photorealistic birch tree graphics printed onto cotton-canvas to give them a realistic dimensionality.

If you'll be wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this year, be sure to bring a bottle of wine to share that's also festively/frightfully fashionable by sliding on one of these cool new Ugly Christmas Sweater Wine Bottle Covers.

If you're under the delusion that you're perpetually 4 years old...and also a girl, then you'll love slipping into an exact reproduction of the Bunny Suit Pajamas Ralphie received from his Aunt Clara in A Christmas Story!

These festive stoppers / toppers resemble giant Christmas light bulbs that seemingly screw into open wine bottles and then illuminate from within with a flick of a switch.

To celebrate the holidays and Miller High Life's 120th anniversary, they're selling this extremely limited edition glowing neon Christmas tree lamp.

These cool new DCI Antler Drink Markers and Party Picks help you keep track of your drinks and make muching on appetizers much more festive during the holidays.

These festive ceramic mugs feature unique ergonomic handles with pockets for your hands to wrap around and keep warm from the hot beverage inside.

This festive Christmas sweatshirt sends a stern warning to all the super naughty ones out there on the verge of getting coal or worse in their stocking from a fully armed jolly Santa Claus holding a powerful mini gun. Behave!

This is no cave... it's a Star Wars Space Slug Desk Organizer!

While we still need roads in the 21st century and it's not quite 2015 yet, the cool new, er, retro Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor now exists just like Doc Brown's time traveling Delorean had in the, hmm, the alternate 1985 before going into the future.

Inspired by gaming, this limited edition Coca-Cola is pixel flavored and comes in a specialty box with 2 cans, a sticker, and access to an AR game.

Although I would rather have real swooshing automatic doors from the Starship Enterprise, I guess I'll just have to settle for the swoosh sound only on my manual 21st century door using this cool new 23rd century inspired Star Trek Motion-Sensitive Door Chime.

As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star Wars Stormtrooper Helmet Decanter and pour yourself a glass of the finest Cloud City Cognac, Endorian Moonshine, Tatooine Tequila, Corellian Whiskey, or just some standard Imperial-issued vodka.

Nathan Sawaya, a professional LEGO artist, just spent 3 months constructing a 10,000 piece life-sized replica of Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite out of gray LEGOs!

Well, obviously Star Wars is all about the art of merchandising and now you can get your very own Grogu / Baby Yoda, who just happens to be 50 years old and not Yoda, just in time for the holiday season with this cool new yet from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Funko Pop!

Shiver me timbers, this be one fine chest to be storin' ye bounty of loose change and other looted booty!