Luxurious Kinka Gold Hand Soap

This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied to the hands.

Help prevent messy soap build-up on your counter and extend the life of a bar of soap by keeping it dry, all through the amazing power of magnetism.

This fun foaming hand soap uses Hypercolor technology to change colors from purple (watermelon scented), blue (wild berry scented), or green (apple scented) to white to indicate when the hands are thoroughly scrubbed and then it rinses away clear.

Tito's Handmade Vodka out of Austin, Texas has decided to step up during this virus crisis and use their distillery to produce their own line of actual hand sanitizer that meets and exceeds the alcohol content needed (80%) to kill most viruses, bacteria, and other germs on the hands with their cool new Tito's Hand Cleanser. Obviously, this is meant for the hands and not for drinking, but I guess it should still be rubbed all over them responsibly too. Available soon!

This natural, lavender-scented charcoal and shea-butter soap not only helps to remove impurities and rejuvenate your skin, it adds a unique, decorative touch to your bathroom as well!

This 9 ft tall animatronic flying demon from an infernal underworld has an equally massive 12.5 ft wide wingspan and adjustable arms to strike a sinister pose.

Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.

This all-natural mosquito repellent soap contains herbal extracts like citronella and menthol leaf which help protect you all day long from vicious mosquitoes, yet to other humans you'll just smell great with a natural fresh scent.

Listen for shrieks from the bathroom when your guests open the toilet lid to find a soaking wet cat who apparently fell in the toilet earlier. Great prank.

This luxurious, natural soap is made from beneficial activated charcoal bamboo and 8 other special ingredients to effectively exfoliate, moisturize, deep-clean and rejuvenate your skin using no artificial colors, fragrances, or ingredients. It even has a cool dark, bubbly lather!

Normally rubbing charcoal on yourself during or after a bath would be counter-productive, unless it's done with these unique, handmade bath towels from Japan that are infused with Kishu-Binchotan charcoal powder.

Once you close the lid of this cool new Kapoosh UV Sanitizing Waste Bin an ultraviolet lamp is activated and works with oxygen to create ozone (O3) to safely eliminate odors and kill 99% of bacteria, germs and other nasty microorganisms within minutes.

A weak toilet paper holder can only hold a single roll, but this mighty one is able to perform amazing feats of strength to hoist up an amazing two rolls at once.

Help prevent messy soap build-up on your counter and extend the life of a bar of soap by keeping it dry, all through the amazing power of magnetism.

A long-lasting filter for your shower that not only removes chlorine, bacteria, cysts, heavy metals, sediment, many chemicals and other impurities from the water supply, it also increases the dissolved oxygen, re-ionizes it for an enhanced antioxidant effect and adds healthy, trace amounts of silica, potassium and magnesium for healthier skin and hair too.

Moves the hideous package of wet wipes off the back of the toilet tank into a convenient yet discrete dispenser on the wall next to the old-fashioned toilet paper. Also great for baby wipes, antibacterial wipes, dryer sheets, rubber gloves, and more.