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Chunky Cable Knit Sweater Table Runner

Chunky Cable Knit Sweater Table Runner

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This holiday season, while you're chugging spiked eggnog in an ugly Christmas sweater, your dining room table will be dressed more fashionably with this cool new Knit Table Runner. Just like a cable knit sweater, this cozy table runner is hand-knitted from a chunky wool-blend yarn in an oversized cable pattern. It makes the perfect decorative touch to your festive holiday decor or I guess you could also wear it like a humongous scarf. Available in ivory or red in either 90" or 120" lengths.

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