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Walking Christmas Tree Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater

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If you absolutely, positively want to dominate any ugly Christmas sweater party, then look no further than this cool new yet quite hideous Walking Christmas Tree Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater. This custom handmade Christmas sweater foregoes the traditional knit sweater concept and wraps you up in the warmth of the branches of an artificial Christmas tree complete with tacky ornaments, tinsel, and lights. Perfect holiday parties, ugly sweater contests, or Christmas tree salespeople. Just hope that Santa doesn't get confused and leave presents under you accidentally.

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