The Green Head - Burger King - Creepy King Halloween Mask

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Wow, I thought the Wacko Jacko Halloween Mask was scary, but nothing is or ever will be creepier than that King from the Burger King ads. Well, now you too can don the royal burger crown and smile that evil lifeless grin with the officially licensed, one-size fits most, full, over-the-head, latex Burger King - King Halloween Mask ($40)!

I'm all grown up and I still fear that this King will be staring at me from outside my bedroom window one night holding up a Whopper sandwich. An even worse scenario, would be waking up in bed with him next to me (see video below). Creepy, creepy, creepy. If I truly had it my way...well never mind. I really could go for a Croissanwich right about now though, uh oh, now I'm afraid to turn around... -

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One-size fits most adults.
Officially licensed Burger King product.

*shudder* at 35, this is about the only thing that still gives me some serious heebie jeebies...... If I woke up and found the Burger King standing/laying there, I think that I would have to claim a psychotic episode when I got to court :)

~D

By Daddy - 2 Years Ago

Saw one of those masks at the local drugstore. Put it on and approached my girlfriend who said and I quote..\"If you buy that thing you will never have sex with me again.\" It\'s creepy as hell.

So every once in a while being the pest I am, I ask her if she wants to wake up with the king.

By Guest - 2 Years Ago

EXCELLENT this will scare the crap out of my mom bwahahaha
now I just need the king robe and I\'ll be set.
anyone know where to get one of those?

By shorty - 1 Year Ago