This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
Stressed on Thanksgiving? Grab this Turkey Stress Ball, take a deep breath, and give it a firm squeeze to enjoy some instant bliss. Then open a bottle of wine.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
A sugary sweet cereal scented candle that changes to serious bad breath or a fruity citrus soda scented candle that changes to foul body odor after only a couple... More
This funny cardboard play cube has four face cutouts for your cat to peek out from, which also happens to give them a hilarious new bod on the outside like a... More
Whenever someone complains, cries, or goes on and on with a sob story, don't mention playing the world's smallest violin, do it for real with this Tiny Violin.
Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
No, they're not cute. They're assholes - all of them.
These unique oversized cardboard hangers feature funny animal heads printed on them so it looks like a bulldog, black lab, fox, black cat, or grey cat is wearing... More
After an overly serious golfer sinks a golf ball into the hole with a perfect putt, the ball gets popped right back out by this covert spring-loaded launcher.
The next time someone asks you to get them a cup of coffee or tea, be sure to deliver it to them in one of these cool new You've Been Poisoned Coffee Mugs.
Since this is the real world, they're made from rubber and not the traditional ink.
Your furry little feline friend will most likely want to end you when you place this Inflatable Wizard Hat on their head, but it's so worth it for the photo op.
If you live with one cool cat and wish they could be even cooler, then they gotta wear shades like these cool new scaled down sunglasses for cats.
On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
These gigantic 7 inch diameter googly eyes work just like the typical little googly eyes, plus they glow in the dark too.
I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.
This clever replacement cap for the cigarette lighter socket in your car is a big red button machined from aluminum that reads EJECT!
A gigantic grilling spatula for flipping a single monstrous hamburger, multiple normal-sized burgers, large steaks, huge slabs of ribs, or just moving a pizza.
