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Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

Funny T-Shirt - Owls Are Assholes!

This hilarious new t-shirt Owls Are Assholes is pulled straight from the headlines over at The Onion - "No, they're not cute. They're assholes - all of them."

Although owls are assholes and are guilty of disturbing the peace in the forest with their incessant hooting, we still shouldn't rag on them too much. They do keep the rodent population in check at night and are really smart too, since they are usually found wearing graduation caps!


  • Pre-shrunk 100% cotton and mostly dolphin friendly
  • Color: Asphalt
  • Sizes: Mens Small, Medium, Large, Xlarge, XXLarge
  • Available Exclusively From The Onion, America's Finest News Source
  • 100% Cotton t-shirt

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