Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.
As of this writing, Monopoly for Millennial has not yet been banned by outraged, offended, and triggered Millennials.
While they may appear to be black and white striped candy canes with the name coal on them, they actually have a smoky cinnamon flavor.
This remote control tissue box can race in to the rescue to deliver much needed emergency tissue relief during the cold and flu season!
High tech baby monitor teaches parents to distinguish the different types of cries of their baby using advanced frequency analysis technology.
The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.
Does chopping up an onion bring tears to your eyes? I don't seem to have this sad crying problem with onions, but some people apparently do, so now there are... More