It's cold and flu season once again (now with H1N1 Swine Flu pandemics!), so it's best to avoid sick people with as much distance as possible. So when they request a tissue, just send in this cool new Remote Control Tissue Box. Yes, just like a bomb squad robot, this R/C tissue box can race in to the rescue to deliver much needed tissue relief to the snifflers and sneezers. Also keep the remote near you when watching sad movies, just in case you need emergency tissues for a good cry.
Honestly, I have no idea why this ridiculous Remote Control Tissue Box even exists, but it made me laugh.