Bronze coin bank that is handmade in Michigan by Scott Nelles based on the retro 1950s science fiction styled type of rocket ships of the time.
Want to have all of the happiness you have ever experienced in your entire existence sucked out of you all while being frozen in endless fear and despair? Well,... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying,... More
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
Recreate all that running and screaming from the dinosaur movies right in your very own backyard with this terrifying Velociraptor Dinosaur Statue.
Not only steers rain water away from the foundation of your home and out onto the lawn, it's also a funny little bear statue that unfortunately has a downspout... More
This life-sized plush reindeer has an animated head that looks around in different directions and plays relaxing instrumental Christmas music in the background.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
It stands up to 9 ft tall, has a creepy half-smashed jack-o-lantern head with light up eyes, and speaks chilling phrases while roaring with maniacal laughter.
Need a unique chair for the living room, a bench for the garden, or just want a commanding seat at the dining table?
This monstrous skeletal creature stands 12 feet tall and looks like it just rose up from some horrifying demonic rotting pumpkin patch... in Hell.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Whether you have a peaceful zen garden or just a regular one, this cool new Ninja Gnome is the ideal stealth warrior to protect it from other pesky gnomes and... More
Fight off and destroy squadrons of annoying mosquitoes, flies, gnats, and other assorted flying insect pests in a more discreet and whimsical way.
This Halloween, go medieval on your front lawn by unleashing this giant animated Green Dragon to terrorize the local villagers and your annoying neighbors too.
If you have a wall desperately needing the perfect accessory, look no further than this cool new Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue.
While these mummies may look like they're made from real ancient Egyptian bodies wrapped up in bandages, they're actually crafted from sturdy foam, metal, and... More
A giant 5 foot statue of Santa Claus who is dressed in festive North Pole chef attire and holds a metal serving tray in one hand and presents a dinner menu on... More
Even though they don't exist... anymore, having a dragon that enjoys hanging out with you and doesn't want to incinerate everyone in town with fireball breath,... More
Does your furry feline friend need the purrfect spot to store Cat Hats, Kitty Wigs, or even Cat Bonnets?
Octopuses (octopi is unfortunately the incorrect term) have eight magnificent arms that could be quite handy if they ever decided to help humans out up here... More
These massive and quite terrifying ghostly figures have sinister white glowing eyes, posable arms, and can be height adjusted up to 8 feet tall.
