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Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue

Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue

If you have a wall desperately needing the perfect accessory, look no further than this cool new Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue. Lewis Carroll's 19th century "Through the Looking-Glass" reimagined King Charles I's massive cannon that was destroyed beyond repair during the English Civil War (one of many interesting theories as to the name's origin) as the big egg guy we all know today who fell off a wall and couldn't be put back together again. This cool egg man has leapt from the nursery rhyme pages into the real world as a huge statue cast from designer resin with fiber glass reinforcement for strength (still, don't knock off a wall) and is hand-painted in an antiqued color palette.

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