CaJohns Trouble Bubble Bubble Gum - 16 Million Scoville Heat Units!

These are no ordinary chili pepper flakes, these are made from the infamous Bhut Jolokia Ghost Pepper - one of the world's hottest peppers!

Blair's 16 Million Reserve isn't actually a hot sauce, it's a pharmaceutical grade vial filled with pure Capsaicin crystals that are 16 million Scoville Units.

Yep, now you can actually be a tasty packet of Taco Bell Verde Sauce, Hot Sauce, Fire Sauce, or Diablo Sauce when you slip on this one size fits all tunic.

This is the world's hottest vodka made by infusing vodka with extreme Naga chilli peppers, which gives it a Scoville heat rating of 100,000 (a Jalapeno is only around 3,500+).

Enjoy a rich, full-bodied mug of the smoky, sweet, and extra spicy drink of the Aztecs that combines cocoa, cinnamon, ancho chilis, chipotle peppers, and sugar.

This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest chili pepper, the Carolina Reaper, or about 900 times hotter than the spiciest jalapeno.

While this oversized Taco Bell hot sauce packet may be large enough to hold a human, it unfortunately is filled with air instead of hot sauce sauce. So don't tear it open!

I found the perfect way to guard my surplus of Tabasco Sauce Gallon Jugs. When a villainous hot sauce thief attempts to invade my pantry, steal a few drops of my delicious hot sauce without the decency to even ask, then it's time for me to jump wildly out of my secret hiding spot armed only with my Tabasco Grenade Topper! Yes yes, I know, a bottle of fiery Tabasco Habanero Hot Sauce topped with a faux cold cast porcelain grenade topper & pin is nothing to mess around with. However explosively hot, I must and will defend my favorite condiment! I imagine this would be the perfect weapon in most food fights.

This massive lifesize gummy brain weighs 3.75 lbs, which is just a tad heavier than the real thing, but unlike the human brain, it tastes like fruity bubblegum. I haven't compared flavors though.

Construct an edible three-dimensional Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton made from tasty chocolate bones.

Just hold one of these festive white beard-shaped lollipops up to your mouth by the stick and, voila!, you're Santa Claus... sort of.

The crunchy texture of the crouton and the savory, smoky taste of bacon have finally been fused together into the ultimate salad topping!

Takes the tasty left and right candy bars and breaks them down into a spreadable topping that combines chocolate, caramel, and crunchy biscuit pieces.

This cool new Toblerone Jumbo is just like the normal-sized fine milk chocolate bar from the Swiss Alps with the triangular pieces and the honey, almonds, and nougat, except this massive version weighs in at 10 lbs, is nearly 3 feet long, and has a whopping 25,000 plus calories... assuming you ate the approximately 150 servings all at once.

This tart, blue raspberry taffy is infused with extreme sour flavor that will twist taste buds, pucker faces, and make mouths water, literally, for more.

This soft, round throw blanket looks exactly like a gigantic, 5 foot wide baked apple pie and comes packaged in a matching pie box that's perfect for gifting.