I found the perfect way to guard my surplus of Tabasco Sauce Gallon Jugs. When a villainous hot sauce thief attempts to invade my pantry, steal a few drops of my delicious hot sauce without the decency to even ask, then it's time for me to jump wildly out of my secret hiding spot armed only with my Tabasco Grenade Topper ($13)! Yes yes, I know, a bottle of fiery Tabasco Habanero Hot Sauce topped with a faux cold cast porcelain grenade topper & pin is nothing to mess around with. However explosively hot, I must and will defend my favorite condiment! I imagine this would be the perfect weapon in most food fights.