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Giant Penguin Butler

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Welcome your guests this holiday season with this cool new Giant Penguin Butler. This massive, festive penguin statue is already dressed in its natural tuxedo, has a dapper bright red bow tie around its neck, and holds a wooden tray in its flipper arms. Perfect for serving up appetizers, Champagne and cocktails, or anything you think a friendly formal penguin butler might want to serve you.

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