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Carlos the Crab - Beverage Tub With Wine Bottle Holding Claws

Carlos the Crab - Beverage Tub With Wine Bottle Holding Claws

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This summer, chill out with some ice cold drinks with friends when you gather around this cool new Carlos the Crab Beverage Tub. This sculptural crab / beverage tub / wine holder is handcrafted from upcycled 44 gallon steel drums and then handpainted by artisans to give it a unique weathered, vintage appearance. When not looking like a friendly crab, its back opens up to reveal a double-wall insulated, 2.25 gallon beverage and ice cooler and a couple bottles of your favorite wine or spirits can be held in its outstretched pincher claws. Best of all, it even includes a handy fish-shaped bottle opener that hangs around its neck. The perfect beverage tub for your boat, homes on the coast, homes that wish they were on the coast, or just for anyone mighty thirsty who also thinks crabs are really cool.

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