Cthulhu Planter

December 4, 2022

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"A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind." - The Call of Cthulhu (H.P. Lovecraft)

Everyone who looks upon this cool new yet quite 1928 inspired Cthulhu Planter will most likely either experience nightmarish dreams, insanity, or possibly even death, because the Great Cthulhu has awakened and is now hanging out with your houseplants. Cthulhu, an otherworldly deity described as part octopus, dragon, and human by writer H.P. Lovecraft, can inspire cultish behavior to rise, spread total chaos across the world and beyond, leave many in a state of total madness, and inspire endless similar cosmic horror ripoffs forever and ever. So, obviously, it makes a great whimsical indoor/outdoor planter for your favorite plants, especially carnivorous, poisonous, and creepy looking ones. No ferns though, Cthulhu is not a fan. Available in either 5" or 11" sizes.

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