Star Wars Return of the Jedi Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table Concept

April 25, 2018

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"In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years." - C-3PO

While this cool new Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table from Regal Robot is just a concept rendering of a coffee table featuring the almighty Sarlacc from Star Wars Return of the Jedi hungrily waiting down in the sandy Pit of Carkoon, it could actually be yours to toss an old Boba Fett action figure into if you commission this design into reality. Hmm, if I had a Sarlacc Pit table with glass over it, then I could make an old Luke Skywalker action figure walk the plank from this equally cool new and quite massive Jabba's Sail Barge Playset "hovering" above it. *Insert Salacious Crumb Cackle Here*

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