A Dozen Beef Jerky Roses

These premium long-stemmed Columbian roses can be embossed with any 40 character message of your choosing right onto the petals.

This LEGO building set lets sweethearts, couples, or just anyone who loves flowers to assemble a beautiful, maintenance-free bouquet of long-stemmed red roses.

This Valentine's Day or anytime you're feeling a bit more romantic, sprinkle these fragrant organic rose petals over ice cream, cupcakes, teas, salads, soups, water, or maybe even yourself.

A unique red-lacquered stainless steel flask that holds four ounces of your favorite poison, er love potion and features a hinged screw-off cap and a chain to hang it from your belt, keys, etc.

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need if you plan on joining the exclusive mile high club!

This Valentine's Day, give the gift of chocolates, roses, and love all mixed together into a mug with this cool new {LINK}Valentine Heart Hot Cocoa Bomb{/LINK} from Maud Borup.

Are you looking for a cool Valentine's Day gift or maybe just an impressive gift to smooth things over since you messed up royally. Well look no further than The World's Tallest Red Roses! These giant luxury roses are grown in a special volcanic region in Ecuador where the extended sunlight hours and cool night temperatures allow these flowers to achieve heights of nearly 5-6 feet tall and feature 3-4 inch blooms. Sure they're going to be a bit thorny, but it's hard to beat or ever forget an immense towering display of blooming extravagence like this. A dozen of these beauties will set you back only $249.99 and if you want to really impress, send them to her office or workplace where her friends will see. She may have trouble getting them home, but still.

Whimsical French sugar cubes shaped like little hearts with notches on the side that allow them to be hung off the rim of a coffee mug or tea cup.

Celebrate Father's Day this year by surprising him with a cake, his favorite shirt, and a few extra pounds on his dad bod with this polo shirt cake.

It combines sweet ice cream with the tangy and savory flavors of ranch dressing that include the distinct taste of buttermilk and flavorful herbs and spices.

Highly realistic, double-take-inducing 3D pillows inspired by a rather famous buttery round cracker with seven perforations and finely scalloped edges.

These gourmet French recipe-inspired marshmallows are handcrafted in small batches from the finest ingredients, including Domaine Chandon etoile Champagne, fresh organic strawberries, Madagascar vanilla beans, pure cane sugar, and more.

It combines the bold, creamy, tangy, savory, and herbaceous flavors of ranch dressing with the sweetness of fluffy spun sugar for a truly zesty treat.

A tasty milk chocolate candy bar flavored like the nostalgic, creamy chocolate drink from yesteryear, Yoo-Hoo. Best of all, no shaking is required!

Just place one of these gourmet inhalers between your lips and breathe in to deliver a futuristic shot of tasty chocolate or coffee with all of the taste and none of the calories!

This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what toppings, but hopefully these are not anchovy pizza flavored.