The Green Head - Finds Cool New Stuff!
SEARCH

Mile High Kit

Mile High Kit

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? Well, if you plan on becoming the newest members of the exclusive mile high club, you might want to bring along the cool new Mile High Kit. This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need while getting busy in an airplane bathroom, like hot cinnamon mints, massage oil, personal lubricant, a feather tickler, a blindfold, a personal "massager", 3 condoms and more. You might get a few hurried knocks on the door if you take the time to use all three condoms and you should probably skip hanging the included "do not disturb" door hanger. I wonder if you'll get curious looks as this goes through the x-ray at security.

Disclosure: When you buy through links on this site, we may earn an affiliate commission.

Related Stuff: Valentine

Mile High Kit
Inspired by traditional candy sweethearts, these Meathearts are mini heart-shaped pieces of beef jerky with various laser-engraved romantic themed sayings.
Mile High Kit
These cool new Hand Forged Steel Roses will stand the test of time - just like your love (optimistically speaking).
Mile High Kit
A set of two tea light candle holders with happy, content faces sculpted on the front that are whimsically shaped to lean in and cuddle up with each other.
Mile High Kit
This everlasting rose bouquet features one dozen roses, preserved to retain their natural color and silken texture, wrapped in tissue paper and bound with raffia... More
Mile High Kit
Single-serving gourmet desserts with buttery, flaky heart-shaped pie crusts filled with luscious, sweet-tart cherry filling all served up on a stick, just like... More
Mile High Kit
A cast iron, heart-shaped padlock for couples to lock on part of a bridge, preferably in Paris, to symbolize their unbreakable bond and everlasting love.
Mile High Kit
These stunning, luxurious roses are grown on an Ecuadorian farm nestled between two volcanoes at more than 9,600 feet, where the native soil, extended sunlight... More
Mile High Kit
Yep, now you can finally recreate that infamous Lady and the Tramp moment by sucking up a giant noodle together with your sweetheart until your lips meet in... More
Mile High Kit
This sort of romantic kit includes everything your sweetheart needs to grow Chocolate Daisies that actually smell like decadent chocolates. Unfortunately, these... More
Mile High Kit
Fresh rose blooms in a collectible, handcrafted wooden box.
Mile High Kit
This massive long-stemmed plush rose measures in at a whopping 6 feet tall, comes with a little teddy bear clinging to the stem and ships in an equally huge... More
Mile High Kit
This highly detailed, somewhat anatomically correct, and almost life-size gummy is shaped like a realistic human heart, not the typical cutesy romantic one.
Mile High Kit
Whimsical French sugar cubes shaped like little hearts with notches on the side that allow them to be hung off the rim of a coffee mug or tea cup.
Mile High Kit
Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb, or worse? Well, this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these anti-heart-shaped candies.
Mile High Kit
Each delicate botanical confection is magically spun from sugar into a realistic, blooming work of art by Amy DeGiulio, owner of the Sugar Flower Shop!
Mile High Kit
This Valentine's Day, give the gift of chocolates, roses, and love all mixed together into a mug with this cool new {LINK}Valentine Heart Hot Cocoa Bomb{/LINK}... More
Mile High Kit
These tasty gummy bears are made from real Prosecco, a sparkling wine from Italy not to be confused by Champagne from France, and while free from alcohol, still... More
Mile High Kit
A unique red-lacquered stainless steel flask that holds four ounces of your favorite poison, er love potion and features a hinged screw-off cap and a chain to... More

Latest Cool New Stuff

Random Cool Stuff

BACK
FIND IT
NEXT