JAWS Shark Stainless Steel Bottle Opener

Once upon a midnight dreary, this cool new Cast Iron Raven Bottle Opener will crack open beer bottles and make you cheery.

The Moods Bottle Openers are a set of three of the coolest bottle openers ever. Even though they are just simple stainless steel bottle openers, if you look closely each has an uncanny expression of happy, shocked or angry, which I find funny.

This unique wobbly bottle opener is designed to live outside the drawer and has a weighted cast metal base that makes it always stand upright and balance on any surface to stay extra visible.

May or may not unlock any medieval dungeons, drawbridges or chastity belts, but it's hefty brass forging will definitely open a bottle of your favorite brew after a long day of battling with sorcerous co-workers, tyrannical bossed and treacherously commuting home from far, far away corporate lands!

It completely removes the top of a beer can, leaving only a smooth edge, so you can enjoy it more like a draft beer and eliminate disposable plastic party cups.

Bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable and disguises itself as a mild-mannered key!

A fearsome and hefty bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that can bite off pesky bottle caps in its jaws with ease.

This creepy, wall-mountable bottle opener replicates the bloody fangs of a thirsty vampire, possibly Dracula, out of heavy-duty cast iron. Just insert a bottle, crack off the cap, and be thankful that the ominous glowing eyes peering into your home is just a non-transforming vampire bat.

Drop one of these cocktail bombs into 6oz of sparkling water, watch it fizz and dissolve, add alcohol, and enjoy.

Fun beer drinking vessels shaped like barbells, so you can work your biceps while you down a few cold ones.

Wondering how to keep an opened bottle of wine fresh? Well, stick a pickle in it!

Whether you're tailgating, at the beach, partying outdoors or chilling on the high seas, the portable Margaritaville Explorer produces perfect frozen drinks without a cord.

When a glass, an entire bottle, or many, many, many bottles of wine is just not enough, try to sip responsibly from this World's Largest Giant Wine Glass.

A regular flask is way too obvious, but who would ever suspect that you're concealing your favorite booze in your soft cozy mittens?

This cool new Margarita Party Pump Ball comes with everything you need to make and dispense plenty of margaritas, except the Tequila.

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