Glacial Maximum - Stainless Steel, Self-Cleaning, Bottom-Load Watercooler
It's not often that you say "wow" about a watercooler, but "WOW!" The cool new Glacial Maximum is a zero-maintenance stainless steel water dispenser that features a convenient bottom-load design and a tank and faucet that are automatically cleaned every four hours with ozone to prevent bacteria growth. Even better, it dispenses instant hot and cold water just like every other hideous plastic watercooler that you sprained your back on trying to flip a heavy bottle into place on top while spilling half of the water on the floor. The only downside is that you lose the fun glug-glug-glug sound and the random big bubble.