Forget Massive Gummy Bears, Massive Gummy Snakes, and Massive Gummy Worms because wildlife-shaped gummy candy has been take to a whole new level of extreme size ridiculousness with these cool new Massive Gummy Pythons.
These colossal 8-foot candy serpents weigh in at 26 pounds with a whopping 36,720 calories of slitheringly sweet gumminess. They're handmade in the USA and feature intricate eyes, blended coloring, ridged coils, thousands of individually carved scales and come in two dual-flavor non-venomous combinations.
WARNING: If you attempt to consume this entire gummy python in a single sitting, all by yourself, I'm afraid you'll probably burst open. Be sure to share with friends. :)