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Arby's All the Meats Wrapping Paper

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This cool new Arby's All the Meats Wrapping Paper is the perfect gift wrap for all the presents you'll be giving this holiday season to fast food-loving carnivores, naughty Vegans that you wish to burn all bridges with, and, obviously, your local butcher. Yep, Arby's decided to make wrapping paper decoratively printed with all of their many, many meat slices stacked up high. They're also selling an ugly Christmas sweater and a festive glass. Hmm, I bet Santa would prefer an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, Curly Fries, and a Jamocha shake this year instead of the boring old milk and cookies.

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