Selk'bag 3G - Wearable Sleeping Bag

This survival multi-tool includes an axe, hammer, wrench, straight knife, serrated knife, saw, flat head screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, can opener, pliers, wire cutter, and file.

Real fully cooked bacon strips in a can with a 10 plus year shelf life!

To suppress a small fire, just pull this handy fireproof blanket from its high-visibility bag, which also includes a pair of fireproof gloves, and then place it over the flames to quickly suffocate it. It can also be used as a heat shield wrap to protect a person from flames in a structural fire or wildfire as well.

This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone not respecting the six foot distance rule.

A digital seimograph for your home that is able to detects and interpret seismic shaking from earthquakes. If it perceives a quake that is between 3-10 on the Richter Scale, it measures the intensity, displays it on screen, records the data in its calendar and warns you with sound and verbal(Japanese) alarms.

The world's first battery-powered generator that can not only match the power of a gas generator, it can do it indoors or out, home or away, and without all the fumes, noise, and maintenance.

Just like checking your guns at the door in the Old West, I think I'm going to start making people check their obnoxious smartphones into this cool new Cell Phone Silencing Pouch that effectively blocks all radio signals, so phones cannot receive or send distracting calls, text messages, emails, transmit GPS coordinates, or even access the Internet - including this site.

This powerful and portable 20 million candlepower spotlight throws out a super bright beam of light from a stay-cool 120-watt halogen bulb that's perfect for illuminating the indoors or the outdoors and has a convenient built-in USB port and 12V DC outlet to keep your smartphones charged and other small devices powered on during outages and emergencies or just while out camping.

The next time you picnic out in the great outdoors, do it in style upon this faux teddy bear pelt (no living teddy bears were harmed).

These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.

Cuddle up with the entire family, wrap yourself up like a giant burrito, make a huge land claim on a picnic, or finally cover yourself in bed if you're a giant.

Exact replicas of the luxurious Pullman berth blankets used on the cross-country Pullman railroad sleeper cars from the late 1800s.

It's currently only 30 bucks, is a whopping 11 x 9.2 feet (over 100 square feet!), and is so soft and fluffy that it's compared to being wrapped in a cloud.

This innovative wearable combines a classic hoodie sweatshirt, a micro-fleece blanket with a fluffy sherpa lining, and a massive one-size-fits-all (hopefully) sense of scale.

This fall, no matter whether you're sitting in the stadium stands or tailgating out in the parking lot, keep extra toasty warm with this cool new Cordless Heated Stadium Blanket.

If you like to take your furry best friend camping out in the great outdoors, then give them a warm spot of their own in the tent with this cool new RuffWear Highlands sleeping bag for dogs.