The Green Head - Finds Cool New Stuff!
SEARCH

SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch

SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch

When you buy through links on this site, we may earn an affiliate commission.

Sh*t! $%#@!&%$! Cellular f*cking phones!

- John McClane (Die Hard With a Vengeance)

Just like checking your guns at the door in the Old West, I think I'm going to start making people check their obnoxious smartphones into this cool new SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch whenever I'm at a restaurant, theater, or just about anywhere anymore. This handy leather pouch effectively blocks all radio signals, so phones cannot receive or send distracting calls, text messages, emails, transmit GPS coordinates, or even access the Internet - including this site.

Just toss the offending cell phone that nobody seems to have any self-control around anymore into the leather pouch, seal it shut with the concealed magnets, and let its embedded nickel and copper particles render it beautifully useless for a rare peaceful moment. It also has a nano silver interior coating that disinfects it too, since these 21st century security blankets are now used just about everywhere horrifying now.

Besides silencing cell phones, it's also great for shielding any RFID object you keep inside it, like passports, credit cards, and other RFID chipped items, to keep paranoid, snooping empires and other corrupt criminals out of your business.

Related Stuff: Phones

Bluetooth Phone Gloves
High tech winter gloves with a built-in wireless Bluetooth microphone and speaker in the left glove so you can stay warm while chatting on the phone.
SimpleHuman CleanStation -  Sanitizes Phones in Only 30 Seconds!
A sleek and innovative phone sanitizing device that is 99.9% effective at destroying germs, viruses, and bacteria across the entire surface in only 30 seconds... More
Notti Smart Light - Smartphone Notification Light
Rather than waiting by the phone, this innovative lighting system syncs with your smartphone via Bluetooth to alert you visually with customizable colors when... More
Automatic Face Tracking Phone Stand
A hands-free smartphone stand that automatically rotates and tracks your face while live streaming, recording video, chatting, or watching movies.
BookBook - Leather iPhone Case and Wallet
A unique case and wallet hybrid for your iPhone 4 that's disguised as a pocket-sized, vintage leather book.
Mega Tiny Anti-Gravity Phone Case
Smartphone case with a handy nano-suction material on the back that allows you to safely stick it to glass, mirrors, whiteboards, metal, kitchen cabinets, tile,... More
Bill and Ted's Excellent Phone Booth
While this time-traveling phone booth may look like it's ready for an excellent adventure through the Circuits of Time or just a quick trip to the Circle K,... More
iPlunge - iPhone Kickstand
Just take this mini plunger and squish it onto a smooth hard surface, and voila! instant kickstand secured by good old-fashioned suction!
iRetrofone - Steampunk iPhone Handset
Transforms your modern iPhone into a fully-functional steampunk-style vintage telephone.

Related Stuff: Survival

SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
The Emergency Food Kit holds 275 servings of complete vitamin and mineral fortified nutritious meals in a portable weather-proof bucket with an amazing 20 year... More
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
This gigantic industrial strength, military grade glow stick is ultra bright, fully waterproof, and a whopping 14 inches long.
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
Fresh, clean water is essential when out exploring or in an emergency and this can provide it from almost any water source, wherever you may roam.
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
A hardcore multi-purpose military grade lip balm developed for the Swedish military in the 1950's that not only keeps your lips and other body parts protected... More
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
No matter whether you're a super spy, working undercover, traveling to hostile regions, needing to escape unlawful captivity, or just need a handy blade to cut... More
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
Hardcore office clipboard constructed from a heavy duty slab of Level II body armor that stops 9mm bullets cold. Even better, it has a clip for paper!
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
Fiberglass fire-resistant document bags that protect your property deeds, passports, titles, birth certificates, cash, photos & more up to 1000 degrees F.
SilentPocket - Cell Phone Silencing Pouch
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More

Latest Cool New Stuff

Random Cool Stuff

BACK
FIND IT
NEXT