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Social Distance Zapper - Delivers 4.5 Volt Zap to Safe Space Invaders!

Social Distance Zapper - Delivers 4.5 Volt Zap to Safe Space Invaders!

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The one good thing that has come out of this 2020 global pandemic is social distancing. Virus or not, I am now quite enjoying everyone keeping a minimum safe distance of six feet all around me. However, if any safe space invaders happen to cross into my personal bubble, then this cool new Social Distance Zapper from Kikkerland ought to send the proper message with an electrifying jolt. This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone not respecting the six foot distance rule. Getting too close to me? ZAP! Wearing a mask under your nose? ZAP!! Pulling your mask down to sneeze? ZAP!!! Want to fist bump, touch elbows, or bounce chests off each other like football players? ZAP!!! The perfect item to bring smiles back to faces, under properly worn masks of course, during this upcoming dark winter and possibly forever after. ⚡️😷

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