Uranium Glow in the Dark Periodic Table Soap
Really dirty? Maybe you need to upgrade your soap to something a bit more powerful, like this cool new Uranium Glow in the Dark Periodic Table Soap. Although it's not actually nuclear powered and doesn't have a half-life of 4.47 billion years, this fun glow-in-the-dark soap is shaped like the Uranium-238 symbol on the periodic table of elements. It's ocean scented, but you can pretend it has an essence of a nuclear cooling pond, is made from hand-poured 100% natural vegetable glycerin soap, is vegan friendly and safe for humans too.