Green Pins - Sprout Push Pins

Tom Spina Designs have created the coolest desk in the galaxy! This incredible Empire Strikes Back themed desk is constructed of metal and fiberglass (sadly, not actual carbonite), has glowing orange panels straight out of Cloud City and is topped with a sturdy 1/2 inch thick glass table top.

These monstrous push pins are nearly 7 inches long and have a large, colorful wooden depressor on one end and a dull-tipped plated metal pin on the other.

Hardcore office clipboard constructed from a heavy duty slab of Level II body armor that stops 9mm bullets cold. Even better, it has a clip for paper!

Like a large vending machine, this miniaturized one has 4 selection buttons that eject a chilled beverage can of your choice.

Filled with specially formulated soapy water inside a hand-blown glass hourglass shape, this mesmerizing bubble watch is designed to waste time as the bubbles randomly rise up, not count it down like falling grains of sand would. AKA cool time waster.

The entire surface of this desktop-sized whiteboard can be written on with a dry-erase marker and its compact size keeps it conveniently within nearby reach.

These squishy germs come in either a gross, snot-colored common cold or a brown and hairy E. Coli that can flung through the air with disgusting sound effects like a cough or sneeze or severe flatulence.

The perfect solution for anyone now stuck working from home with family or roommates wandering around and without a spare room to work privately and distraction-free from.

I love the new Amigo Leather Kangaroo Desk Caddy. Soon it will be on my desk here at HEADquarters holding my pens, sticky notes, markers, paper clips and other assorted office stuff. You see, Kangaroos are very cool animals with built-in pockets to hold things and since they have yet to be miniaturized to hold pens for me on my desk, this is a perfect solution.

Whatever you do to the ball, you also do to the image on your monitor!

This innovative and paradigm-shifting office workstation is the first of its kind to combine an electric height-adjustable desk with a low speed commercial grade treadmill.

Although I'd love to line my property with creepy giant stone heads like the mysterious Moai statues of Easter Island, but I guess I'll have to settle with lining my desk first with these cool new miniature Desktop Heads of Easter Island.

These unique log-shaped storage containers are perfect for storing office supplies, cookies, nails or just about anything you want. Also a great way to prank pesky woodpeckers!

Too lazy to shoot a crumpled up wad of paper into the recycle bin? Need to send a message across the office? Have a crazy rabid raccoon rampaging through the cubicles? No problem.

High-performance chair mat combines the rugged, industrial style of aluminum diamond plate with the flexibility and durability of a quality chair mat!

This ingenious packaging tape has a small string running down the center that makes it simple for the receiver of the package to open, just pull the cord.

Contrary to popular belief, scared ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand, but sleepy humans can now bury theirs in this cool new Ostrich Pillow.