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If you want to liven up a party fast, just slip on this cool new Patron Pocket and begin to mingle.

Nothing says cozy winter warmth better than a giant chain wrapped around your neck, but while others are doing double-takes, this cool new Chain Link Scarf will be keeping you toasty warm and oddly trendy.

This life of the party assured bow tie is crafted from shiny and reflective 'Disconium' fabric seemingly taken straight off a disco ball.

These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.

This thin and lightweight cooling vest has 96 pure water ice packets in the inner lining that can be frozen in your freezer to help bring down your body's core temperature.

If you've always wanted a t-shirt with a cool octopus on it, you can't go wrong with the amazing Grey Octopus Tee by Dead Worry.

This terrifying hand knit face restraint is actually much cozier to wear than the one Dr Lecter was forced to don in the movie Silence of the Lambs and is also much warmer than a face mask made of human skin.

This reversible, lightweight, cashmere-soft sueded fabric scarf-like accessory has six built-in pockets. It will not only help keep you warm this winter, it also lets you stash away cash, sunglasses, cell phones, mini booze bottles and more.

A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg instead.

T-shirts from tourist trap chain restaurants are unending and everywhere, so instead of trying to collect them all on every trip you take, just wear this default t-shirt!

These polished stainless steel cufflinks have rigid teeth for prying off the caps of beer and soda bottles with ease after a long day at the office or a successful deal.

Handmade from reclaimed redwood beams in San Francisco that are cut, sanded and varnished into handsomely quirky formal neckware.

I don't know why every single person on the planet decided to suddenly start wearing those sleeping bag inspired puffer coats all the exact same time, but like a glitch in the Matrix or an Invasion of the Body Snatchers, they did. So, if you love the style and cozy warmth of puffer coats, now you can wear them on your feet as well with these cool new Puffer Slippers.

Smittens are mittens specially designed so that two people can hold hands inside of one mitten.

These dashing, attention-grabbing metal bow ties are handcrafted from a single sheet of brass, come in a variety of 3D textures and finishes like 14K gold, 925 Silver, and Brass, and are super lightweight to wear.

When you dress for success during the day, you might as well do the same when retiring for the night when you slip into these cool new Suitjamas.