King Tut Egyptian Tissue Box Cover
It gets a bit dusty trapped in a sarcophagus that's been buried deep within a sand-covered pyramid for centuries. As a mummy, sure you could just blow your nose on on your tattered linen wrappings, but that's like using your shirt. Thankfully, all ancient tombs were equipped with King Tut Egyptian Tissue Boxes after the tragic early death of Tutankhamun due to a severe cold, because you never know what you might need in the afterlife. This is a hand-painted quality designer resin replica of one of those ancient tissue boxes... or so the legend goes. Fits most standard rectangular tissue boxes and may or may not come with a curse.
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