The Green Head - Finds Cool New Stuff!
SEARCH

Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

Dead Fred - Morbid Pen Holder

When you buy through links on this site, we may earn an affiliate commission.

Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart. Sorry Fred, whoever you are, but you are going to be spending the rest of eternity flat on your back dead right here on my desk at Green Head HQ! Sure it's a bit twisted as far as pen holders go, but it will nicely compliment your Voodoo Doll Knife Holder, Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder and the ever infamous Body Bag Bean Bag Chair! Weird new trend eh, but would make an excellent gift for fans of the endless crime scene shows.

Related Stuff: Pens

Crushmetric SwitchPen - Changes Shape Between Solid and Crushed
This boredom-relieving pen is able to shape-shift its entire metallic body from solid to crushed and then back again with a simple flip of a switch.
Ray Gun Pen
Ray Gun Pen
If you love the realm of science fiction fantasy and old-fashioned comic book space adventures, you need one of these fantastic new Ray Gun Pens.
Feather Gel Pen
Feather Gel Pen
Do you fancy the look of an ancient quill feather pen, but prefer the more satisfying writing experience from a modern, smooth-gliding gel pen? Look no further.
Elemental Ink Pens: Writings Disappear With Heat and Reappear With Cold
Elemental Ink Pens: Writings Disappear With Heat and Reappear With Cold
This pen writes like normal, but the ink disappears when heat is applied and can be made to reappear when placed in the cold.
Magnetic Fidget Pen
Magnetic Fidget Pen
This entertaining fidget toy is actually a functional pen in normal use, but can be disassembled into a variety of pieces that are all magnetic, allowing the creation of a multitude of little sculptures, patterns, and shapes when you have nothing better to do or need to get the creative juices reflowing.
Miniature Garden Pens With Living Plants in the Caps
Miniature Garden Pens With Living Plants in the Caps
These normal black ink pens have miniature planters on the caps that are filled with seeds that grow actual living plants and grasses.
Fisher Bullet Space Pen - Authentic .375 H&H Magnum Shell
Fisher Bullet Space Pen - Authentic .375 H&H Magnum Shell
The pen is now truly mightier than the sword and it even works in space!
Beta Inkless Emergency Pen Keyring
Beta Inkless Emergency Pen Keyring
Unlike most pens that conveniently disappear into the ether when they're needed most, this handy, compact and inkless pen stashes away neatly on your keychain!
Fading Highlighter - Fades Without a Trace in 5 Months
Fading Highlighter - Fades Without a Trace in 5 Months
This innovative highlighter uses classic yellow ink that fades away completely without a trace after five months.
Nunchuck Pens
Nunchuck Pens
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's even more mighty when there are two pens attached by a metal chain and wielded like iconic Japanese nunchakus.
Kikkerland Flashlight Pen
Kikkerland Flashlight Pen
It's perfect for any low-light conditions like writing down orders in darkened restaurants, writing down the crazy dream or sudden inspiration you just had in the middle of the night, writing letters in movie theaters when you accidentally leave your texting phone at home, taking notes in classrooms when the lights are off for presentations, using as a flashlight, signaling an SOS for night rescues, messing with fireflies in the evening, or any other time you need to write, day or night.
SwissPen X-1 Multi-Function Pen
SwissPen X-1 Multi-Function Pen
A perfectly balanced pen with built-in tools like a knife, scissors, light, screwdriver, nail file, and pressurized ink that allows it to write upside down.
Kikkerland Invisible Ink Pen With UV Light Tip
Kikkerland Invisible Ink Pen With UV Light Tip
This invisible ink pen has a built-in UV light in the tip to see what you're writing and the invisible writings that you receive in return.
Bolt Action Tactical Pen
Bolt Action Tactical Pen
The unique pen has a bolt action opening and closing mechanism for locking and loading the ink into the chamber of its anodized milled aluminum body, it also has a flat end to place your thumb if you need to use it for self defense.
Stab-Resistant Prison Pens - Non-Lethal, Flexible Ball Point Pens
Stab-Resistant Prison Pens - Non-Lethal, Flexible Ball Point Pens
These flexible pens are the same ones used in most US federal prisons to make it nearly impossible to do lethal damage with. Also great for pockets.
Wallet Pen - Ultra Tiny Sterling Silver Pen
Wallet Pen - Ultra Tiny Sterling Silver Pen
An ultra tiny pen that is handcrafted from sterling silver and covertly clips into the empty space in the fold of every wallet without adding any bulk.
Memo Pen - Pen and Paper In One!
Memo Pen - Pen and Paper In One!
How many times have you needed to write something important down and either couldn't find some paper or a pen or both? Well this cool pen has a built-in paper cartridge that is 2 inches wide and over 2 feet long. Whenever you need to jot something down, make a quick list or leave someone a note, just remove the top half of the pen, which contains the paper, pull out and tear off as much paper as you need and write. Even better, you can roll the paper back into the pen as well to retrieve later.
Revolver Penholder
Revolver Penholder
Heavy duty aluminum penholder modeled off the cylinder of a gun!
▼    View All Pens    ▼

Popular Today

▼    Show All    ▼

Latest Cool New Stuff

▼    Show All    ▼

Random Cool Stuff

◄BACK
◎FIND IT
►NEXT