If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
After a long night of ridding your crime-ridden city of evil-doers, criminal masterminds, and cleverly named supervillains, spend your day relaxing out on the... More
Greetings, Programs! If you've always dreamt of racing across the game grid in a Light Cycle while leaving a jet wall of pure energy in your wake, well, keep... More
Need something cooler to protect your garden than a stupid gnome, well if you have the room you could go with a {LINK}Full-Size Camarasaurus Dinosaur Replica{/LINK}.... More
Revolutionary character-engine artificial intelligence software. Micro-camera eyes. More than 30 robotic micro motors. All running off an included PC laptop.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... More
A luxurious personal submarine/boat/mammal that is designed to look and act like a real Killer Whale!
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
Doc Brown's DeLorean time machine required a Flux Capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts of power to propel it back to the future, forward to the past or whenever in time,... More
Inside this luxurious lifesize Porsche 917 replica is a massive and highly detailed slot car track based on the iconic Le Mans raceway.
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
