Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
These survival boot laces are constructed from durable 550 paracord and have handy fire starting ferro rod tips that can be used to produce a shower of blazing... More
This gigantic industrial strength, military grade glow stick is ultra bright, fully waterproof, and a whopping 14 inches long.
Real fully cooked bacon strips in a can with a 10 plus year shelf life!
A hardcore multi-purpose military grade lip balm developed for the Swedish military in the 1950's that not only keeps your lips and other body parts protected... More
This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone... More
These miniature life preserver vests / can koozies are designed to thermally insulate ice cold beers from your hot hands, prevent slippery condensation that... More
They're made in the USA from real seasoned ground beef that's grilled with a melted cheese slice and then freeze dried for a shelf life up to 25 years.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.
When you don't have room for an entire slice of pie or you just want to enjoy a single bite, then check out these cool new Freeze Dried Pumpkin Pie Bites.
Billed as the world's loudest whistle, the cool new HyperWhistle uses a radial tri-frequency design to emit a super loud, high-pitched peep that reaches up to... More
You never know when a flame may come in handy, so carry this miniature waterproof keychain lighter just in case.
These handy dual grip traction mats slip under your tires to give them needed traction and can even double as an ice scraper in a pinch.
This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips,... More
Your money won't grow in this cool new Financial Crisis Survival Kit, but it won't disappear either when / if the global economy completely collapses.
Hopefully, you'll never need to use this cool new CRKT Williams Tactical Key as a self-defense weapon in a bad situation, but it might come in handy more often... More
These hardcore chopsticks can handle any plate of sushi, survive a war, and even be used for self-defense in epic food fights that turn deadly.
An all-purpose cord made from sturdy nylon with a highly reflective strip woven into it that reflects brightly when even the dimmest light is shined onto it.
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
A rugged utensil made in the USA from a tough, food-safe material called Grilamid that combines a handy spork (spoon + fork) on one side and a hidden 2.5 inch... More
