A soft microfiber lens cleaning cloth that looks exactly like a rough sheet of 60 grit sandpaper.
If this makes you laugh, it's probably because you're sinister with a dark sense of humor. Muahahaha!
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
Make whimsical cartoon swirls of poo shaped like the infamous smiling emoji out of batter, melted candy, gelatin, ice cream, marshmallows, ice cubes, bath bombs,... More
perfect for quickly patching ductwork at Santa's North Pole factory, putting over Blitzen's foul mouth, and of course fixing broken sleighs. Just don't lick... More
While they may appear to be black and white striped candy canes with the name coal on them, they actually have a smoky cinnamon flavor.
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... More
This box contains six red and yellow striped candy canes that supposedly taste just like a tasty slice of pizza. I'm not sure what kind of pizza or with what... More
They may look like normal candy canes, but they taste like bacon!
While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
Slingshot this flying monkey across the room and it screams when it lands. Just grab the monkey by the hands and pull his tail to launch him. His arms stretch... More
When the sugary sweet taste of cotton candy and the briny sour taste of dill pickles collide, along comes this cool new Grandpa Joe's Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy.
These double-take-inducing food picks look like huge worker ants carrying off all the tasty appetizers on their backs.
It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll and the victim can not tear it or rip it!
This set of six full-sized red and white striped candy canes forego the traditional and quite boring peppermint flavor and replace it with a flavor that resembles... More
After you completely lose your mind, don't invent imaginary characters in your head to talk to, just slap a pair of these Giant Googly Eyes on all your major... More
This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.
This organic pumpkin spice food spray is perfect for adding that wonderfully aromatic and tasty autumn spice to everything from breakfast items such as pancakes,... More
The next time you're subjected to someone whining, complaining, and pushing their endless tales of trivial woes upon you, forgo playing the world's smallest... More
When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
