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Kale Candy Canes

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After a long diet of endless superfoods, feel free to cheat a bit with one of these cool new Kale Candy Canes from Archie McPhee. To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste like the nasty and bitter leafy green it really is. Perfect for kale lovers all year long or naughty kids around the holidays.

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